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Monday, 1 March 2010

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Most Australians showed up to the photo shoot on bicycles to avoid getting arrested for driving in the nude.

SYDNEY - One of Australia's most famous photographers Spencoli Turnapelli has just photographed 5,200 nude Aussies to set the new world's record for most naked people in a photograph.

Turnapelli was asked how in the world he managed to accomplish such a feat. He smiled, took a puff of his Marlboro Light and said that getting the 5,200 people together was no problem, it was getting them all to say cheese at the same time that he said gave him a pain in the koala (butt).

When asked to describe the event Turnapelli said that it went very well. He said that the entire group was assembled in the parking lot of an old abandoned Krazy Ken's Kangaroo Burgers Diner.

Turnapelli remarked that every single naked person cooperated splendidly and he noted that there was a lot of joking around, laughing, grinning, and perhaps just a little bit too much pointing.

He went on to say that overall it was a great success. There were about 547 people who had to be treated for second degree sunburn to various parts of their bodies that are not usually exposed to the sun such as female tits, butts, and pudendas, and male noses, bald heads, and wieners.

But overall Turnapelli said that he was pleased with the outcome, no pud intended. He did point out that considering that there were 5,200 people completely naked the Sydney Police stated that there were only 17 cases of rape reported.

SIDENOTE: Turnapelli said that for his next nude photograph project he plans to travel to Zimbabwe where he knows that the problem of anyone getting sunburned will not be an issue at all.

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