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Monday, 1 March 2010

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"Now Who's This?"

After having her latest live-in Liam Hemsworth thrown out after a confrontation with her dad, Miley Cyrus was threatening to move out.

So Billy Ray has called up Justin Gaston and a deal was worked out so that Gaston is back at the Cyrus home.

"You need a scorecard around here", Billy Ray reportedly told the National Sewer. "Sometimes I forget which is which and call them by the wrong names."

Cyrus did say that he thought Hemsworth and his brother were trouble so he's glad to have 'What's His Ass' back.

Apparently Liam has made a settlement and everything seems OK at the time.

"If your teenage daughter wants a car for her 16th birthday, get her one", stated Cyrus. "It's a lot less expensive and nerve racking than this....My heart is Acky Breakin'...hee hee. I can't believe I said that. Shows you the shape I'm in."

Meanwhile Miley came by wearing a couple of strings.

"You know, I may call Levon Helm and see if I can get the rights to sing that old song by the Band...Ohhh, you don't know the shape I'm in..... As you can see, my daughter is in excellent shape."

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