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Monday, 1 March 2010

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Lindsay Lohan says that all the stories about her and Samantha Ronson getting into knockdown fights were ridiculous.

"Samantha and I are still friends", Lohan told The National Sewer that came out Monday. "We did have some arguments and we are both emotional people but we never laid a hand on each other."

"Enough is Enough. Why don't they focus on other more important world issues," she posted on her Twitter page.

The Sewer stated that they had received a call from Ronson saying she appreciated Lindsay coming to her defense. "Everything she said was true."

She then apparently called Lohan and thanked her for clearing all that mess up.

So why did they break up in April of last year?

"That was my fault", Lindsay told the tabloid. "I was seeing this guy and Sam found a candy wrapper in my pants."

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