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Sunday, 28 February 2010

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Price finds Cole's behaviour bizarre

Katie Price has exclusively revealed what she thinks of the way Chezza Cole is dealing with her marriage breakdown.

National sweetheart Chezza yesterday announced that she has called off all her public appearances in order to keep a low profile.

In a press conference Katie Price felt the need to comment on the situation. Price hasn't been in the papers much this week as the Cole story has gripped the nation.

Price said, "Here's an exclusive for you - I don't understand Chezza's attitude. What's the matter with her? She's got a massive public profile with this split and she ain't milking it for all the money and airtime she can get! That is totally the wrong way to handle this."

Katie is rumoured to have offered to fill the Cheryl hole in the schedules and take her interview slots so she can promote her marriage guidance book How To Make A Million. TV producers have told Price they'll get back to her sometime.

Cheryl Cole was unavailable for comment.

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