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Saturday, 27 February 2010

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Friends of Susan Boyle say that Susan told them that she would NEVER go back to the ****** Hotel ever again.

"She told us that she thought she saw a bedbug when she first came into her room but that might have been one of those 'spider web things' on my eyes", stated Jan Freeman.

"She was right about that, she DID see one", stated her other friend Josie McBeth. "Because of what happened later. Every hotel she went, she found bedbugs and this is in New York City at $200-$400 per night!"

Next the friends stated that Boyle had went to hang up a few dresses and just as she pulled the door of the closet open...right by the doorknob, was a bald-headed mouse!

"She said it must has jumped up because it was still moving when she saw a human hand grab the bald-head mouse and pull it back. She immediately grabbed her stuff and left, leaving her agent to ask for her money back the next day", stated Freeman.

"She's always been frightened by mice but she told us that there must have been someone hiding in the closet to rob her and this mouse had given him away."

And the bedbugs?

"Oh, that was a lark. She, herself was carrying them around from the first hotel. They were in her suitcase."

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