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Saturday, 27 February 2010

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It was all front page news last year when the story broke by the Australian tabloid, "The Weekly Snatch" saying that Kristen Stewart was pregnant by Robert Pattinson. Then it all blew over and the tabloid was discredited.

Now they are back and insist that they were right all along. They say the baby came early and had to be in hospital unit for two months but is now doing fine.

"Most realized that Kristen was a little pudgy at the time but then nothing! She even lost weight for the Joan Jett movie, and we were left with egg on our face."

"But we have some photographs that will be released later of a very tiny 3 ounce baby and how she made it through OK with a lot of help from specialists", the Snatch stated.

It then asked the question about where Stewart and Pattinson disappear to, between movies.

"It's to go see baby, Cullen, who is almost regular size and weight now."

When asked about the story, Stewart remarked, "That baby thing again? Is that Aussie rag still at it? Well, here's what happened, so be sure to write it down...The dingos took the baby!"

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