Robert Pattinson & Kristen Stewart took a flight to London yesterday after someone advised them to check TheSpoof.com and read the magazine article about the wise woman.
The Wise Woman lives in London in Trafalgar Square and feeds the pigeons and although she has no money or status is reputed to be one of the most wise people on planet earth.
Pattinson and Stewart arrived at Heathrow Airport in London saying they were going to consult the Wise Woman as to whether they had any future together.Later they arrived in Trafalgar Square and eventually they found an old lady feeding the pigeons. They Then asked are you the wise woman?
The old lady looked up and said "There are two fings you should know about the wise woman first she is a woman and second she is wise."
Pattinson then asked "do we have any future together."
"We could have" said the wise woman "but I would have thought you would prefer the nice young thing standing beside you." Pattinson replied its me and Kirsten I am asking about you stupid old crone"
The old woman then said "The richer you get the poorer will become your relationship until you split into two bitter rivals"
"Rubbish" Pattinson said as he strode away while the old lady gave him a V sign.