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Saturday, 27 February 2010

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Trevor and Yoshi Kitchenbit going over the music of the song Sukiyaki.

LOS ANGELES - Record producers Trevor and Yoshi Kitchenbit have just announced to the recording industry media that they have signed Taylor Swift, Tila Tequila, and Brenda Song to record the 1963 number one hit "Sukiyaki."

The song which was made popular by Kyu Sakamoto is the favorite song of Jackie Chan, Paris Hilton, Michelle Obama, and Ozzy Osbourne.

Osbourne said that growing up he used to sing that song all of the time. He said that it was not until just recently that he learned what the lyrics actually mean.

He said that the song is about a young student begging his high school geography teacher to give him a passing grade in exchange for him allowing her to give him a (blank blank).

Taylor Swift, Tila Tequila, and Brenda Song will record the song under the group name Swift Tequila Song.

The Kitchenbits have stated that if the song does well they will schedule the trio to go on a two week summer music concert tour of Japan.

In other news from the world of music. Britney Spears and Ashlee Simpson have just co-written a book on lip syncing entitled, "Learning How To Lip Sync From Two of The Best Lip Syncing Lip Syncers in The Business."

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