British Telephone Books are just flying off the shelves...even though they are FREE.
A huge number of Susan Boyle's American Fanatics are ordering them in huge numbers as a result of something they read with SuBo's name attached to it.
If anyone was selling 'SuBoPoop' sorry to offend the most sensitive of our readers - but these crazed fans would be in line to BUY it.
Apparently it was stated that SuBo could 'SING' the telephone book and the CD would sell millions.
Many crazed US fans are spending their children's inheritances on buying up these collector's items as investments. Shame. Their children need MORE counselling to asssure them that THEY are the SANE members in the family. Unless the obsession has already been passed on to them, in which case, they will be so excited to receive the phone book that they will be going to school bragging about it. Thereafter, being sent to counsellors and eventually ending up, in the future, working,in some capacity, for the American Government.
I say- Britain go for it....SELL as many phone books to these crazed people who have more money than sense and then donate the money to Susan's favourite charity.
To those who are in the beginning stages of SuBoMania - stay away from the RED SCARF BRIGADE. If you are in need of help please call the Helpline at 555-RED-POOP
or email us at www.savemefromtheclappies.web