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Thursday, 25 February 2010

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Mohammed McMahan, Osama Sidekick!

Osama's Practical Jokes appears on PBS after a feed from the Al-Jazero TV folks.

While the critics are still out on this one, we thought the new reality show was very funny.

In the first segment, Osama slipped some Mexican Farknockers in his followers goat gumbo and kept the cameras going at night while the guys were asleep around the campfire.

First one flame shot out from a guy on the right who sat up with a start, looked around and shrugged. Next the same guy, who had had extra helpings, cut loose with what appeared a flash of lightning, firing a shot over the bow or campfire as it was in this instance and caught the guy on fire directly opposite him around the fire.

"This beats the rigged stuff on Blazing Saddles", stated one critic on Al-Jazero. "I laughed till I wet 'em."

Meanwhile back at the campfire, half the Obama followers are blazing a path to the hidden spring and it closes with Osama laughing and pointing at his four gallons of fresh water he had gathered from the spring beforehand.

Next week, we'll follow the other groups of men as they come to drink in the hidden spring.

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