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Thursday, 25 February 2010

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Ivana Phuque's home in Stockholm, Sweden where she lives with her dog Kitty and her cat Doggy.

LONDON - The producer of the highly popular British Reality Show, Dancing On Ice, Burgess Willowhouse is thrilled to announce that he has just signed the tremendously popular Swedish speed skater Ivana Phuque to appear on next season's edition of Dancing On Ice.

When Willowhouse first approached the stunning blonde about competing on his show Ivana expressed the fact that since she is one of the greatest speed skaters in the world, would she not have an unfair advantage.

Mr. Willowhouse's exact words to her were, "Ey lovey, who da 'ell gives a flyin' friggin fook."

Miss Phugue, according to the famed Winter Olympics reporter from Moscow, Russia, the esteemed Earl Grey, boasts vital statistics of 38-27-38.

Mr. Grey who personally interviewed Miss Phugue in her Olympics village hotel room stated that Ivana Phuque is even prettier, sexier, and bosomier in person then she is on the TV screen.

The well-known, award-winning Russian reporter stated that Miss Phuque was dressed in a black see-thru baby doll gown which clearly showed off her lusciously luscious tata's along with a pair of perkiful nipples which can only be described as being pencil eraseresque in nature.

Dancing On Ice male judges Jason Gardiner, Nicky Slater, and Robin Cousins have all said that they can hardly wait for next season so that they can all feast their six eyeballs on the deliciously delicious-looking Swedish sultress Ivana Phuque.

Log on to www.deliciousivanaphuque.lic for a gallery of literally hundreds of photos of Miss Phuque, many of them which can be categorized as extremely explicit in nature.

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