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Wednesday, 24 February 2010

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The man with the world's smallest penis was hopping mad yesterday after seeing a copy of a bootleg video of Lady GaGa in the nude.

"Well GaGa me with a spoon", stated Penis Minus Wilson (Not his real name). "She only made that video to make me mad..well, maybe for the million bucks also, but it HAS made me mad."

The little Weener stomped and snorted around the room and kicked at the dog.

"You're just like that Lady GaGa, Brutto, you think you know everything!"

"What if the little wife sees that video? What will she think of me? Halletta comes from the Ituri Forest where they are ALL rather small except for her dad, and he's too too modest to show himself, for her mother's sake. The whole forest of women would go nuts."

"Or rather, go for HIS!"

Penis then took the video outside and hammered it into pieces.

"You know what I'm going to do? I'm going to some small time movie people and have myself filmed with a stand-in. That way, I'll have it on hand should she get a hold of the Lady GaGa one."

Meanwhile, none of the reporters would dare show him the one of Rosie O'Donnell.

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