London - Mark Lowton, well known and established Primary Owner of TheSpoof.com has made a special announcement not necessarily limited to though directed to TheSpoof.com reader and writership regarding alleged departing of said writer Nick Fun.
With all due respect, after all the wheres and heretofores are said, the esteemed Mr. Lowton who has been in business for some time now and is quite well established has announced that the truth will win out over mistruths and approbations now circling round regarding this serious matter.
Speaking from his manor, nearabouts Albert Hall which is quite fine beyond average exhortations, Lowton told this Spoof reporter and others gathered round that Nick Fun has not left TheSpoof.com as alleged but has "Taken ill" and having said that deserves proper sympathy as due for one indisposed as such.
Mr. Lowton appeared quite concerned for all good and talented writers for TheSpoof.com as he stood up to speak to senior press agents including yours truly shedding light on this curiosity for all to see.
"Nick Fun is a sick man."
Writers for TheSpoof.com are no doubt concerned as am I regarding the delicate condition of Mr. Fun and wish him a speedy recovery to good health as illness hovers uneasily.