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Monday, 22 February 2010

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A sad day for cage fighting as The Reidinator follows wife's orders

The second husband and cage-fighting transvestite belonging to businesswoman Katie Price, has revealed how he is happy to take his wife's name.

Dressed in a tiara and bikini whilst promoting her latest autobiography 31 year old glamour model Katie Price exclusively revealed to the world's press that Alex would become a Price.

Katie explained "Alex understands that's what I want so that's what I get".

Trailing ten paces behind in fishnet tights and a red peep-hole bra Alex confirmed "I understand that's what Katie wants so that's what Katie gets".

The move was prompted by the press increasingly adopting the acronym KRAP to refer to the couple, which has enraged Price and has added further to her plummeting popularity.

Their family day trip to complete the name change at the Deed Poll Service is set to be a highlight in the forthcoming series of "What Katie Did Next", the behind the scenes exclusive access show which tracks Katie's important work of giving exclusive interviews about herself.

In a further shock move Katie told the waiting reporters that Alex had been ordered to end his cage fighting career. Looking blank Alex confirmed "I understand that's what Katie wants so that's what Katie gets".

The announcement has rocked the cage fighting world to it's core. Angry fans were calling for Price to change her mind amidst accusations that she is the Yoko Ono of MMA. One emotional fan said, "I can't believe it. No more Reidinator. I don't know if the sport will ever recover from this". When asked to comment on disappointing his fans Alex said, "I understand that's what Katie wants so that's what Katie gets".

A source close to the couple last night said that Katie is overjoyed at the way she got her way this week, and is looking forward to applying further restrictions on Alex's life which will be of benefit to brand Price.

Katie's latest autobiography, entitled 'What I Did Last Week', is currently available in all good supermarkets.

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