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Monday, 22 February 2010

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Cheryl Cole was recently named as having The Best Looking Thighs in The United Kingdom.

HOLLYWOOD - Earlier this month one of the top dancers on Dancing With The Stars Derek Hough flew to London to choreograph and to star in Cheryl Cole's latest music video "Parachute."

The two got along fantastically. Cole even mentioned to a close friend of hers that she really found Derek to be an attractive young man. She also added that Hough is a very intelligent individual who knows all of the European capitals, the nicknames of most of the English football teams, and the British terms for the various intimate parts of the female body.

According to several of the dancers who appeared in the video, Derek and Cheryl really heated up the stage with their very intimate dance moves and one unnamed musician even said that at one point Derek's hand found its way to and ever so gently caressed Cheryl's third base.

The video's director Hans Munichberg confessed that he had to halt filming of the video three times due to the fact that Derek and Cheryl had gotten a little bit carried away and the sound of their heavy panting became somewhat distracting.

A spokesperson for Dancing With The Stars has noted that she has never ever seen Derek Hough happier than when he is talking about her. When Cole first landed in America she was quite depressed, but as her makeup artist revealed, Cheryl is quite happy and feels comfortable in the arms of Derek Hough.

SIDENOTE: Noted California hairstylist Mr. Fufi Fondue, who is known as Madonna's favorite hairstylist, said that Cheryl told him that she will be divorcing Ashley as soon as possible and that she definitely sees the possibility of her and Derek getting together.

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