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Sunday, 21 February 2010

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After several live-in guys in her life and steadily growing tired of the 'same old same ole', Miley Cyrus says that she is considering moving into a nunnery near Bardstown, Kentucky, close the the Abbey At Gethsemane where all the monks live.

"I've been doing a lot of thinking lately and I'm sick of the media, shallow men and women and I want to have solitude for awhile, until I make up my mind on what I want to do with the rest of my life."

Miley says that her family is supportive as always. "Kind of proud" she stated that her dad had told her.

"I've been reading the books and diaries of Thomas Merton lately and they have deeply affected me. He came to a certain time in his life when he wondered what is important and what is not important."

She also pointed that Merton's work is famous to this very day and has changed the lives of thousands of people.

"I think he even slipped out and had a love affair with a lady from Louisville. It was sooo romantic."

"I could see myself doing that."

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