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Topics: Texas, Rick Perry

Sunday, 21 February 2010

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Actor Randy Quaid as he looks today.

AUSTIN - Governor Rick Perry says that he is fed up with the Hollywood diva antics of Randy and Evi Quaid and has informed the two troublemakers to skedaddle out of his state and to do it damn pronto (fast).

The Quaids held up an ice cream shop in Rio Bravo, Texas, back in December and made off with $85.

The California couple who have a home in the little West Texas town of Marfa were told that they have 48 hours to pack up all of their belongings and leave the state.

Governor Perry spoke to Mr. Quaid on the phone and advised him that if at the end of the 48 hour period he and his wife are still on Texas soil, they will be arrested by Texas Rangers and both will be placed in The El Paso Jail, known as 'El Infierno,' which in Spanish means 'Hell.'

Randy Quaid reportedly told the governor that it did not scare him one effen bit because he once spent a week performing a play in Detroit.

The governor told the Q-man that he has some 'boys' in his Texas Rangers organization who can make the meanest baddest Detroit thug look like that little black spoiled midget brat Gary Coleman.

Governor Perry was informed that ten minutes after he talked to Quaid a moving van pulled up to the Quaid house and the movers were literally running to get the Quaid's belongings out of the house and into the moving van.

For further reading on the subject including all of Randy Quaid's movies log on to www.randyquaidthebearedjerk.nut

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