Elton John has sensationally confessed to the affair of the century. He revealed that not only was Jesus gay but that Elton had an affair with him.
Mr John made the claim in this week's Trash magazine. He claimed that in the year 25AD, he met Jesus while on his "Rocketman" tour in Israel, and that the two hit it off immediately.
Elton John said, "He was charming, a real gentleman. He didn't just grab my bum like some other prophets I've dated. We went out for dinner and then he took me from behind. It was so romantic."
Mr John has also claimed to have sucked off Buddha and given Mohammed a rim-job.