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Saturday, 20 February 2010

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Angelina Jolie: Taking It All Off!

In an unprecedented show of generosity earlier this week, Angelina Jolie decided to take it all off . . . for charity!

The 2010 Take It All Off For Charity is an event that receives little or no coverage for obvious reasons. Past participants have included Dolly Parton, Brooke Shields, Alyssa Milano and a bevy of other Hollywood beauties.

"We always get a big turnout for this event," said the event's planning committee Chair Mike Oxobig. "We do allow cameras, but attendees who bring them must donate 3000 dollars to the cause in order to use them."

The event usually raises anywhere from 50 to 200 million dollars and the proceeds go, in their entirety, to the Hollywood chapter of Toys For Twits, which brings Christmas cheer to the Baldwins.

After a few preliminary remarks and introductions, the event got underway. Tyra Banks, Reese Witherspoon, and for some reason, Torrie Spelling all took it all off.

However, the high point of the evening undoubtedly occurred when Angelina, sans Brad Pitt, took it all off.

"I couldn't believe it," said Mike Oxobig. "She really took it all off!"

Most fans in attendance expressed pleasureable shock at seeing such a high-power starlet taking off all her . . . MAKEUP (pigs!)

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