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Topics: Tiger Woods

Friday, 19 February 2010

image for Elin's reaction to Tiger's Press Conference
Elin's self explanatory image to the many alleged mistresses

TV Flashes and Entertainment Slashes- The Tiger's wife stayed out of the Tiger's limelight as he proclaimed the hurt he caused to wife and family.

As Elin sat in front of their 92 inch home entertainment center at home she could see every pore in her husband's face quivering as he expressed how sorry he was and how wonderful she "his wife" was for allowing him to live.

She smirked to herself as she sat on their two million dollar tiger skin love seat and toasted her husband's uneasiness as he faced the one TV camera allowed in the room.

She knew exactly what his words were to be, as she approved each word as it was put down on paper. After all, she will be calling the shots from this day forth and she was proud that she has finally tamed the Tiger.

Now as he heads back to his "cage", for further therapy, she will be in control of what comes up or goes down. She smiled to herself as she thought about the many people feeling sorry for her.

With the mega bucks in her back pocket she could care less how sorry anyone could be for her.

Who came out on top of this Escalade - ahh - escapade?

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