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Friday, 19 February 2010

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One tabloid out there is wondering if a secret air marshal has blown his cover by talking to his seatmate, Kim Kardashian.

According to the latest in the ******* tabloid that will be released in a couple of days, as they are going back over the whole affair to confirm the facts, here is roughly what happened:

'Ms. Kardashian discovered that a fellow passenger sitting beside her on her plane was a secret air marshal. She stated that he had told her so, but to keep it quiet. He also stated that he knew who she was and that she wasn't any danger to the plane.'

"He got really close so he could whisper into my ear. Then he told me that he was Captain Winky. Now I don't want to get him into trouble or anything", stated Kardashian, "but what if he told a terrorist on another plane? I'd feel responsible for not calling attention to this incident."

Apparently Kim called police right after she arrived back in New York and also told airport security all that had happened.

"Those silly idiots. No wonder the terrorists get on the planes with bombs in their shoes and drawers and up their ass. I'm not telling another airport security person or policeman."

She stated that they listened closely and asked questions all the way up to her mentioning his name was "Captain Winky". After that they lost interest.

"But I wanted to tell my story so that other innocent people don't fall prey to the terrorists or this Captain Winky."

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