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Topics: Tiger Woods

Friday, 19 February 2010

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News Flash Favorites -According to news flashes everywhere on the planet, Tiger Woods is due to give apologies to all of his mistresses and anyone else he might have offended in his tirade of terrible deeds these past few months.

The TV news stations are ready to report every little detail of Tiger's titillating tidbits for the world to savor.

It is not known at this writing whether or not Elin (Mrs Tiger Woods) will be at his side when he relates his robust revelations.

She has so far remained in the background and will probably not "stand by her man" as he apologizes to the multitudes of mistresses who he allegedly mistreated by cheating on them.

Whatever comes of his "apologies" there will always be someone who will still feel slighted by being left out.

This press conference being held at 11:am EST on Friday, February, 19, 2010 will have the highest ratings of any TV presentation.

"What a way to get your popularity back", says one of the main sponsors of the "Tiger's comeback show".

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