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Topics: Hair, bald

Thursday, 18 February 2010

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A spokesman for Aramore Laboratories in Little Rock, Arkansas, say they can now take a totally bald client and leave him with a full head of hair in only a few hours.

"Of course, they need to stay at the 'step-Down' for a couple of days to make sure that these new transplants aren't rejected but we have had zero complaints in over 40 volunteers."

Amazingly, the entire scalp is taken off and one donated takes it's place.

"I have to give Charlie Crazyhorse full credit with coming up with the idea, but we all share in it's completion.

Apparently the hairy scalps can be donated by those who donate their organs or entire bodies to science. However, many of these are from older people so they have gone on the market around the world to offer $1,000 to $10,000 for a good set of hairy scalp.

And who are these people donating their scalps?

"We don't ask questions but we immediately send by overnight express our client's scalp back so it can replace the one sent, but most come here or, are brought here. Our friend Alfredo D. Spaz heads up that department. He's located up in Jersey and heads up a big Loan Firm."

"We're thinking about using the motto: 'Let's Put Our Head's Together!', what do you think?"

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