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Thursday, 18 February 2010

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X-Factor judge Cheryl Cole admitted to the press this morning that she will appear in a state of nature in 'Glossy Pics Magazine' in the May edition.

"I'm was a little frightened about the whole thing", she told our reporter. "But it was a challenge and I like to challenge myself!"

Apparently the photographs were all taken in Kenya in a nature preserve. They will be of Cheryl in several bikinis and swimsuits for an article called 'Beauty And The Beasts'.

"The pay was really good and I actually loved it there at the preserve, but the lions were into it with each other and no one wanted me close to them until the second day. However, the monkeys were hilarious. I'm used to being around a few big apes but not monkeys."

Cheryl stated that when she began thinking of it in that way, she wasn't as nearly scared.

"When I calmed down, the animals seemed to react and calm down also, so we finished the shoot in about three hours including some travel time on the second day."

"The thing that I kept saying to myself was that I sit near Simon Cowell on a regular basis without being frightened. How dangerous were THESE guys after that?"

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