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Tuesday, 16 February 2010

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Kate Gosselin showing a reporter exactly how big, or rather small Jon's "Winky" actually is.

ANNAPOLIS, Maryland - Kate Gosselin of Jon and Kate Plus 8 fame was in Annapolis speaking before a meeting of The American Mothers of Sextuplets Society.

Kate, who recently, had a $7,000 hairdo job done, was all smiles as she talked about her eight children.

She proudly said that with the money that she is making from speaking engagements like this one, in which she will receive $215, she will be able to put food on the table for her kids.

Gosselin also noted that sometimes it is very hard to find the exact same style and colors of clothes for her sextuplets.

Kate was asked about the recent accusations which her ex-husband Jon's ex-girlfriend Hailey Glassman had made about Jon being 'under-endowed' in the penis department.

Mrs. Gosselin laughed. She started coughing and luckily someone handed her a bottle of water and she was able to regain her composure.

Kate, who was dressed in tight-fitting designer jeans, a Pittsburgh Pirates halter top, and white high-back sandals said Hailey is absolutely correct.

Mrs. Gosselin even said that when the story about Jons's 'Little Gosselin' only being 3 inches first broke, he immediately called her up and asked her to please tell the media that Hailey was lying.

Kate said that he asked her to tell the press that his wienie was actually a 6 inch wiener. Kate told him that she was not going to lie about the size of his thing, the neighbor's thing, the milkman's thing, the postman's thing, or even the thing of the high school boy who mows her lawn.

Jon called her a 'Grand Canyon bitch' and hung up.

In a related story. Kate has reportedly told the meter reader for her electricity provider that she used to call Jon's member, 'Little Fella.'

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