According to a national tabloid, Britney's little sister has now abandoned her baby's father and is going with an older man.
Although no one is saying who the older guy is, speculation in the article in The National Sewer is that it's Senator Robert Byrd of West Virginia, who lost his wife and a lot of his brain cells a few years ago.
"He's a grand old guy", states Lynn when asked about him. "He's even made me the beneficiary of his will, even though his kids don't like it."
Jamie says that whoever the older man is, he never makes demands and only wants me to touch him a lot.
Senator Byrd, who recently turned 93, says that Jamie Lynn, if she is the one I've been seeing lately, has made him feel young again...or to feel something.
"I may not be able to do anything regarding sex except the wet dram. I have them every night now...whole bed wet..but she is good company and I like to watch her dance naked. Or did I just dream that? That is, if what you're saying is true. Which I REFUSE to answer! A filibuster gentlemen, she's a buster alright. Who farted?"
"I must get back to work. Enough of this fluff. We have to get our boys out of Vietnam!......Who farted?"