American Idol champion and sexually confused freak Adam Lambert is the only person on the entire planet that actually liked K.D. Lang's version of "Hallelujah" during the Vancouver Winter Olympics Opening Ceremonies. The equally sexually confused Lang sang the song without anything more than a polite ovation during the special effects laden festivities.
Carson Rolph of Media Pollsters said that "thus far, we have interviewed of 2.1 billion people. Of those who watched the ceremonies or have seen replays or clips, the only person who says that they enjoyed her performance, and was not just being polite about it, was Lambert."
"Adam told us that he admired Lang for her vocal quality and wished that he could hit those low notes. As a she-male, however, he said that it was physically impossible for him."
As birds of a feather flock together, Lang has offered Lambert the opportunity to record together. They plan an album of standard duets, featuring some songs by Sonny and Cher. Of course, Lang will sing Sonny's parts and Lambert will sing Cher's.