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Saturday, 13 February 2010

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Teri Hatcher's character Susan Mayer looking at the Playgirl Magazine cover featuring Levi Johnston.

HOLLYWOOD - The producer of the ABC hit series Desperate Housewives Marky Cherry has announced that he has just signed Sarah Palin's ex-future son-in-law Levi Johnston to guest star in at least four episodes of the hit prime time soap opera.

Cherry said that Johnston will portray Reno Ruckersax, the 19-year-old nephew of Mary Alice Young, the shows narrator.

Ruckersax, who lives in Dover, Delaware, decides to move out to Los Angeles in order to pursue his lifelong dream of being a male underwear model.

Young Reno soon finds himself in the arms of Teri Hatcher's character Susan Mayer. Susan, who is 45, falls head-over-heels in love with Reno and remarks to Bree Van de Kamp, played by Marcia Cross that Reno is a great lover and that he has the biggest smile she has ever seen.

Bree Van de Kamp, 47, invites Reno over to help her straighten out her garage. When he arrives he notices that the garage is already in great shape.

Bree then suggests that he go upstairs with her to help her straighten out her bedroom. When he enters her bedroom he finds that the bedroom is also in perfect shape. Everything is in its place.

Bree then suggests to Reno that he help her with a low self-esteem problem she is having. He asks what her problem is. And she answers that she thinks that she is no longer attractive to men. Reno's eyes light up as Mrs. Van de Kamp slips out of every bit of her clothes and underwear and stands in front of him totally naked.

An hour later Bree loudly exclaims, "My low self-esteem is gone...damn, damn, damn, fantastically damn gone."

The shows producer Marky Cherry says that they have big plans for Levi Johnston's character Reno Ruckersax. Cherry did not want to say too much but he did stress that Reno will be the most popular male character to ever appear on his show.

He said that what he has in mind for Reno and Felicity Huffman's character of Lynette Scavo and Eva Longoria-Parker's character of Gabriella Solis will not be believed by even the staunchest, most dedicated Desperate Housewives fan.

In related news. Levi Johnston's ex-future Mother-in-Law Sarah Palin said that she hopes that Johnston makes a lot of money appearing on Desperate Housewives because her grandson Tripp certainly needs the baby powder, the baby formula, and the baby diapers.

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