Written by Abel Rodriguez
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Friday, 12 February 2010

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Some of the fans at The Kings of Leon concert in Vancouver.

VANCOUVER - The two stars of The Twilight Saga: New Moon spent their last day and night in Vancouver secluded in their $4,000 a day Canadian Snow Queen Hotel room.

The couple had earlier attended a Kings of Leon concert at Vancouver's General Patton Convention Center. The band dedicated their song "Charmer" to Kristen from Robert.

Roughly 200 fans took cell phone pictures of the happy couple embracing, hugging, kissing, and Robert making it all the way to second with a stand-up double.

One fan reportedly said that he even has a cell phone photo of Robert making it to third base but when he showed it to a star reporter for The Vancouver Chilled-Out Chronicle, the photo was somewhat grainy and it did not really look like third base.

If there were any doubts as to if the relationship between Kirsten and boyfriend Michael Angarano has ended the 200 or so cell phone photos will most definitely eliminate those doubts.

Las Vegas is paying 10 to 7 that it is a safe bet to place an "ex" before the name boyfriend as far as Michael and Kristen are concerned.

In other news. A research study conducted in 239 high schools in California showed that 98% of all seniors have a problem telling the difference between Australia and Austria.

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