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Friday, 12 February 2010

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The Amalgamated West Insurance Company Building in Denver, where Erica works.

NEW YORK CITY - Word coming out of the Fox Network's home office says that two American Idol cast-offs, known as The Dallas Dominatrix and Bikini Boy, have been offered their own reality show.

Erica Rhodes, aka The Dallas Dominatrix, stated that she truly believes in the adage that when one door closes another one opens.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Or the other similar adage that states, when one opens her lower door someone will come running.]

Rhodes went on to say that she always knew that she had a special talent and that all she needed was the right break, at the right time, at the right price.

She said that a national outfit group has already approached her about manufacturing The Dallas Dominatrix line of leather products including her knee-high black Nazi boots, her black leather teddy, her black whip, and even her personal "DD" black vibrator, which she stressed only comes in black.

Bikini Boy, whose real name is Ty Hemmerling said that the two piece purple, orange, and pink swimsuit that he borrowed from his cousin Rex got him noticed beyond his wildest dreams.

[EDITOR'S NOTE: Yes, Rex is 100% gay. He is the featured pole dancer at The Gay Bay Swim Club in Dallas.]

Hemmy, as Erica calls him, said that since appearing on the American Idol audition show he has received over 800 emails asking him for an autographed photo.

Bikini Boy also revealed somewhat embarrassingly that he has also received three marriage proposals. When asked to elaborate he said that they were personal, but did state that all were from males in the San Francisco area.

The Fox Network was asked what the title of the new reality show will be. A representative said that the show will be titled, The Whip & The Dip.

The show will follow the two, who have now moved in together, as they interact with their fellow employees. Bikini Boy works as a receptionist at country rock radio station KOCK in Denver.

The Dallas Dominatrix has transferred to Denver and works for the Amalgamated West Insurance Company. When asked if she dresses in her dominatrix outfit while at work, she replies that she most certainly does.

She notes that since she works in the billing department she does not deal with any customers, or any members of the public other than another billing clerk and the building custodian, Raul, who speaks very little English.

The Show, which is already being filmed, will have its premier in March. The Whip & The Dip will be sponsored in part by KY Jelly.

In a related story. Jerry Springer tried to book The Dallas Dominatrix and Bikini Boy to appear on his show, but both declined saying that they are both afraid of flying chairs.

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