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Wednesday, 10 February 2010

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Katie Who? Oh Do Sod Off! I'm Tired!

It may come as a surprise to millions of Britons, and will especially come as a HUGE surprise to Katie Price, but research carried out by a team of Oxford statisticians reveals that there are billions of people who neither know, nor care less what the heck she gets up to.

Allegations that she only married Alex Reid for the money mean absolutuly nothing on the streets of some of the world's most populous cities. Cities such as Mexico City, New York City, Mumbai, Shanghai, Moscow, Rio, Sao Paolo, Johannesburg, etc get about their daily business in blissful ignorance of the histrionics of Mrs Price, or Reid, or Jordan, or whatever she's calling herself this week.

That's right! 98% of the population of the planet don't CARE what colour her hair is this week, or what she plans on having done to her boobs next. They're not remotely interested in anything she has to say, they don't care about her opinions, what car she's attempting to drive, how her horse riding lessons are progressing, how cruel she may or may not be to the people around her.

THEY JUST AREN'T INTERESTED.

The people who have better and more interesting things to do with their lives just felt that it should be documented.

KATIE WHO?

More when we get the backlash.

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