There was much hilarity in our office today when staffer Bargis Tryhol - the man with the world's largest penis - got a suggestive Valentine card in the post purporting to be from none other than Katie "Jordan" Price, although we couldn't possibly swear to the veracity of that as most of us think it's some kind of practical joke.
Bargis however, appears to have been smitten by the love bug.
It hasn't occurred to him yet that KP has only been married a matter of days, or that she's been away in Vegas, which makes it almost impossible for her to have sent the Valentine's card, particularly considering it has a Bromsgrove postmark. He just reads the notes inside the card and goes all misty eyed. Notes like:
"I know I just got married, but I need a real man. With him it's like flopping a frankfurter around in a fire bucket. With the man with the world's largest penis I'm pretty sure we could generate some sparks. Friction is a wonderful invention, but I ain't getting it at the moment. Oh Bargis, let's make a symphony together, a symphony of luuurrrve!"
And he just reads it over and over. Completely ignoring the Valentine cards he's received from Vanessa Perroncel, Toni Terry, Pamela Anderson, Beyonce, Cheryl Cole and Sarah Harding.
Strange times indeed.
More as we get it.