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Tuesday, 9 February 2010

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Megan Fox squatting by the side of her pool at her Hollywood Hills mansion.

MIAMI - Megan Fox was in town to watch Super Bowl XLIV. She was asked how she was feeling after taking a horrible fall during the filming of her nude-in-the-tub Super Bowl commercial for Motorola.

She replied that she was okay. She said she did have a few noticeable bruises, including one on the champagne cork of her left cajooblie.

When asked if the champagne cork on her right cajooblie was okay, she smiled and replied that it was doing very well and actually standing at attention for some unknown reason.

Megan's commercial for Motorola had her sitting in a bathtub filled with bubbles which totally covered her rumpus delecti, her fillet o' fish, and her two vavooms (chumbawumbas).

She was asked if she was actually naked underneath all of the soap bubbles. "As a jaybird" she replied.

She shook her head and wondered why it was that the director had to take eleven takes just to shoot a short thirty second commercial.

Megan laughed and said that by the time she was helped out of the bathtub (by nine men) her bottom and thighs looked like she was covered in cellulite.

She quickly remarked that she does not have any cellulite but that if one did not know what her butt and thighs normally look like one would think that it was most definitely cellulite.

Miss Fox was asked about the fact that she had used a hand double for her bathtub commercial. She answered that whenever she has any closeups of her hands and especially her thumbs the directors always use a thumb model double.

Megan said that the reason is because she was born with a condition known as Brachydactyly, which is a Norwegian word which means having clubbed thumbs or thumb nails that are very short and wide.

SIDENOTE: When asked further about her thumb condition, she confessed that she is in line for a thumbs transplant.

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