HOLLYWOOD - Beyonce Knowles, singer, songwriter, model, actress, and dancer can now add another name to her long line of titles.
Ms. Knowles has now entered into the perfume business. Beyonce was approached by the French perfume company, La Fragrance, about putting out a line of her very own designer perfume.
The 28-year-old literally jumped at the chance almost twisting her ankle. The ex-member of Destiny's Child said that ever since she was a little girl growing up in Houston she would always pretend that she was a famous actress with her own 20-bulb mirror, chauffeur driven limo, and her own line of perfume.
The CEO of La Fragrance, Maurice Bonjour, Jr., said that his company was glad that Beyonce accepted her offer even though she was actually their third choice.
Mr. Bonjour remarked that his company's first choice was actually Alicia Keys, but she turned them down because she already has her own line of perfume called, Eau du Keys Cologne.
Their second choice was Halle Berry, but she had to turn them down because she was in Africa in the middle of filming her next motion picture entitled, The Antelope Poachers of Angola starring Melissa Rivers, Stacy Keibler, Jaime Foxx, Queen Latifa, and Mary J. Blige.
So when Beyonce was asked to lend her name to a brand new perfume she readily agreed. After going through several name possibilities, both parties agreed on Beyonce's Eau du Hi-Ho.
Ms. Knowles said that the name Hi-Ho comes from the name of a pet turtle she had when she was in the sixth grade.
In other news. Ann Coulter has stated that the vicious rumors going around about her being anorexic are false. She says that if she had to make a bet, she would bet that the rumor originated from Meghan McCain. The two GOP gals literally hate each other. Meghan says that Coulter is so skinny she can use a Q-Tip as a tampon. And Coulter says that Meghan is so fat her love handles have love handles.