Once again pregnant Miley Cyrus has denied that she is pregnant.
"Every time someone sees me with a new guy, this same s*it happens. I have the life I want right now and I am not pregnant."
Miley is no Paris Hilton or Lindsay Lohan either, she has no secret films of her naked with Liam Hemsworth or anything else that has been rumored in the tabloids lately.
While we were glad to hear it, Liam Hemsworth nearly passed out.
"I was sweating bullets, here. Hearing that this pregnant little maiden I've been living with being pregnant was certainly news to me."
Miley was wearing a ring she received from Liam but that, although not preggers, they were also not engaged.
Finally her dad Billy Ray told us his 'pregnant' daughter was definitely not pregnant and that he better see that in our publication soon or he was going on an ass-kicking trip.
This is Ass Reporter Dan Hilliard, with his ass up around his shoulders, putting this out so that everyone, including Billy Ray, can see it.