Close friends of Alex Reid, the latest Mister Katie Jordan Price today warned reporters not to take the mickey out of the cross dressing cage fighter, because he's in a foul mood and reportedly well up for a good scrap.
Item one on Alex Reid's list of major annoyances is that the press continue to refer to him as a cross dressing cage fighter. Apparently this really pisses off the cross dressing cage fighter, to a degree where he is bursting to kick some arse.
Item two concerned becoming known as Mister Katie Jordan Price, because the cross dressing cage fighter cum born again Baldwinian reportedly endured a miserable Las Vegas honeymoon as Katie Price moaned, bitched and kicked off pretty much 24/7 because she wasn't the sole centre of attention. Allegedly.
And as for Peter Andre, friends of Reid told us not to 'even go there', so disgusted was he by Andre's mard-arsed TV sobathons in a pathetic attempt to gain public support. We were told that Reid wanted nothing more than the opportinity to deliver a full-on headbutt directly into Andre's face to shut the blubbing clown up for good. Although this has yet to be officially confirmed.
We managed to speak to Vinnie Jones, Reid's CBB housemate and confidant, who told us from his LA home on Mulholland Drive (the one with a big fuck-off Union Jack hanging on the gates):
"He's done what? Threatened who...? What a pillock. I've told him and told him to be careful what he says to the press. Does he listen? Does he ff...what a prize plonker!"
More from the cross dressing cage fighter as we get it.