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Sunday, 7 February 2010

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"I Didn't Doo It"

Talk Show host Rush Limbaugh lost a foot Friday night trying to stamp out his 239th burning bag of dogshit set on fire outside his front door.

"There was a sprinkler system that was supposed to take care of that", Limbaugh told UP2 ass reporter, Dan Hilliard, from his hospital bed after his foot had been reattached. "But it failed to go off."

Limbaugh then told Hilliard that there must have been a small explosive at the bottom of the bag.

"I knew I was up shit creek when that thing went off. It's a good thing I can't hear very well because the explosion would have made me deaf. As it was, I was still in a world of shit."

Apparently the explosion sent Limbaugh's foot right into his open mouth as he was raging and stamping.

Since he was Rush, he got to the hospital quickly and the foot was saved.

"That's good news, Mr. Limbaugh"

"Achooo! Sorry, there's some kind of shit going around and I've caught it."

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