After a thorough investigation of the facts, a "major" tabloid says it has proof that Bristol Palin's baby belongs to John Edwards.
"We here at the National Sewer have been on the case from the beginning and didn't want to show our hand until we had enough information to go pubic...public", stated Sewer reporter, Phyllis Shitz.
Right after the National Sewer hit the stands with the story, Bristol's mother, Sarah Palin, admitted that the baby very well may belong to John Edwards.
"He apparently has kids scattered all over the country", stated Palin. "Reminds me of President Obama's dad."
Palin says she may update her bestseller "Going Rogue" and include any new information.
Meanwhile, John Edwards has gone to Mississippi to the same clinic that houses Tiger Woods at last report.
Bristol apparently told reporters from the National Sewer that she thought John Edwards was a handsome man and that he could talk any woman into doing anything with a quick hair comb and a smile that reflected light.
Meanwhile, Edwards is still behind Tiger Woods as Tiger had 19 at last report.
"That means I'm still trailing in the poles", stated Edwards, "the story of my life."