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Saturday, 6 February 2010

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Taylor will try to pull off the trick of playing a man.

The announcement of a Rolling Stones biopic by Hollywood has excited both the worlds of music and movies. Announcements of the stars drove fans even more wild to "Get No Satisfaction."

Johnny Depp will play Keith Richards in the biopic. Said Depp, "this isn't going to be much of a stretch for me, because, well, I channelled him and basically played Keith in all three of the Pirates movies. I may need to be a little more drunk and mix drugs to get everything exactly right, but I'm looking forward to the experience."

Taylor Swift, who recently won four Grammy Awards as a country singer, will cross sexual barriers and play Mick Jagger. Said a movie publicist, "Taylor's perfect for the part. We all know she can sing, so she'll have to lose the voice and learn to shout/squeal to play Mick. She's got the wild hair, the big nose, and she's also super skinny. Mick likes to rip off his shirt during concerts, and since Taylor is flat chested and has no tits, no one should notice and we won't need an R-rating for nudity."

Filming will begin after Depp is released from Moorview mental hospital due to his "Nineteenth Nervous Breakdown."

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