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Saturday, 6 February 2010

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Detroit rapper K-FRO just got out of prison two months ago and already has rap music's number one song.

Kanye West, who is getting into artist management since he hasn't had too many bookings since the Taylor Swift microphone incident, is putting on a Super Bowl Tailgate Concert which will feature five rap bands.

The first band to perform will be The Party Pack Post Puberties, an all-girl band from Tuscaloosa, Alabama. They currently are holding the number 19 spot on the Top 101 Hip Hop Music Chart, with their song, "It Was Cutey This And Cutey That Till He Got My Booty And Then It Turned Into Hey Bitch Where Da Eff Is My Beer."

The next band to perform will be Tyrone Tucker & The Hip-Hopping Circuz. Tyrone is the half-brother of country performer Tanya Tucker although neither Tyrone nor Tanya has ever admitted it.

Following them will be Afro Sheen & The Zimbabwe She Devils. This group is made up of six cousins who hail from Chicago's notorious Glock 9 neighborhood. Last Christmas President Obama's oldest daughter Malia stated that Afro Sheen & The Zimbabwe She Devils is her favorite band.

The fourth group to perform will be the pride of Pittsburgh The Rappin' Funkettes & Funkers featuring Mama Meth and Papa Pillpopper. The RFAF currently have a song holding down the number three spot on The Rap Chart. The song was co-written by Tim McGraw and Faith Hill and is entitled, "Hey Yo-Yo I Gotz Your Onionz Right Cheer."

And the featured rap performer will be Motown's own Detroit K-FRO whose song "I Dumped Her Bootylicious Booty Cause Da Bitch She Just Be's Axing Me Too Many Damn Questions All Da Time." is currently in the number one position.

The Super Bowl Tailgate Concert is being sponsored by Fa Shizzle My Nizzle Afro Sheen Hair Products, Ripple Wine, and The U.S. Food Stamp Department.

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