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Wednesday, 3 February 2010

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Asley Greene or Alice Cullen in the Twilight movies says that she is definitely not pregnant and that she believes Kristen Stewart was behind the rumor.

"I don't see why she won't let down a bit. She seems jealous about all the attention I'm getting with my new painted-on swimsuit in Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Issue", Greene told our reporter, Monday night.

She then stated that maybe it isn't Kristen that is telling these stories but she is her first choice.

"You see, I grabbed a quick breakfast at the hotel while we were filming the last Twilight and the eggs were bad or something so I ran out and got sick. I got myself cleaned up and went back on stage but I noticed Kristen was watching me."

Of course, it's only a few months ago that Kristen Stewart was thought to be pregnant by Robert Pattinson. Then she was supposed to be pregnant by Taylor Lautner.

I wonder who started those stories?

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