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Wednesday, 3 February 2010

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LONDON - Executives have just announced that they will be presenting a new reality show based on the goings on of the members and 'friends' of the Premier League.

A spokesperson said they had a strong desire to capitalize on the current salacious dalliances that are engulfing the world of British football.

It has been compared to Tiger Woods' "Golf Gate" saga, which is still pretty much in the news. They had tried to get a reality show about the Tiger Woods hoopla but all four American networks said that they preferred to steer clear of that somewhat 'hottish' subject TRANSLATION: The four network giants have no 'nads.

The host of the show is set to be the lovely WAG from France and former girlfriend of Wayne Bridge, alleged ex-lover of John Terry, and still-pen pal of Piers Morgan, Vanessa Perroncel.

Perroncel will appear in a bedroom setting, where she will be dressed in the most sexually seductive lingerie the budget will stretch to.

The premise of the show will deal with three contestants trying to figure out which Premier League football player she has had intimate contact with during the week leading up to the live Saturday night airing of the show.

There is a great deal of excitement surrounding the new show, which is describes as topical sports realism meets The Housewives of Atlanta.

The U.K. Television Surveying Agency known as "I See" has determined that the largest viewership will include the category, women between the ages of 25 and 35.

Survey results showed that in that particular age bracket the percentage of viewership will easily hit 98 percent.

SIDENOTE: The show has already filled up all of the sponsor's slots. The main advertiser will be The Commonwealth Condom Company, makers of The Big Bloke Brand Condoms.

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