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Tuesday, 2 February 2010

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Cheryl Cole dressed up as a samba dancer in her latest video "Parachute."

LONDON - Derek Hough of America's Dancing With The Stars flew to Great Britain to choreograph and dance in X-Factor Cheryl Cole's newest video "Parachute."

Hough who is considered to be one of the best dancers in America remarked that he was surprised to see how short Cheryl actually is.

He said that at 5 foot 3, she is even shorter than Dolly Parton but of course Dolly has Cheryl beat in the knockers department by three full cups.

Cheryl remarked that Derek is a perfect gentleman and a fantastically erotic dancer, but not in a gay way.

She said that he showed her some dance moves that she had never ever seen before; like the girl under the guy's crotch and back around to his groin region salsa. And the girl under the guys groin and back around his crotch region rumba.

Cheryl asked Derek about the girl under the guys wiener and back around to his winky cha cha cha. Derek blushed and told her that it would be a pleasure for him to show her as much as she wanted to see just as long as her husband, Chelsea footballer Ashley Cole would not get jealous.

Cheryl grinned, smiled, and told Derek not to worry about Ashely because she had the boy wrapped around her little finger.

She then asked Derek to show her that move where the guy spins the girl around and then tosses her in the air catching her by the tata's and then flipping her over his head and back around so that the guys face ends up pushed against her bikini burger.

Derek turned to one of the video musicians and remarked, "And to think that I get paid to do this, and I get paid damn, damn good!"

"Friggin, damn blimey, bloomin' bloke" the musicians remarked about Derek to themselves.

Cheryl excused herself to go the the ladies room. As soon as she left, two of the musicians cornered Derek and asked him how her beautiful groin goody smells.

Hough smiled and said "Chaps, it smells like springtime in Coventry, like autumn in Paris, and like summer in Glasgow."

Both musicians quickly gave Derek a fist bump and went back to their instruments.

As soon as Cheryl returned he turned to the two lads and gave them a wink. He turned towards Cheryl and said, "Okay and now Cheryl I am going to show you the move where the guy grabs the girl and spins her around and when she stops, he grabs her ass with both hands and pushes her toward him while counting 1,2,3,4.

Cheryl asked "1,2,3,4?"

"Yes." Derek answered. And with a straight face he said, "1,2,3,4, all the way up to 292."

In a related story. Cheryl Cole confided to her hair stylist that her and Derek Hough got along so well that she has already asked him to choreograph and appear in whatever videos she ever makes. Cheryl said, "That Derek chap is one good ol' American lad."

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