In his first big time role in advertisement, where people such as Michael Jordan, Peyton Manning and others have made a fortune, Robert Pattinson of the Twilight movies is about to sign a contract with Madison Avenue Cosmetics for their new line of "Donut Colognes and After Shave"
Fortunately, one of our reporters was on hand to see one of the early screenings.
"They have Pattinson looking a lot like his role in Twilight doing this commercial where he holds up a bottle of 'Donut Cologne'."
'Donut Cologne doesn't smell like you are a flower or that of leather or musk, Donut smells exactly like fresh baked donuts and what woman can resist that?"
Then they show Pattinson coming out from a shoot and being mobbed by young ladies.
Then a young lady states, "Robert Pattison is so yummy, I could eat him up!"
Then the announcer comes on and states, "She will want to eat you up also, when she smells your fresh donut smell"
"Last of all, all you see is a mob of teens and their mothers chasing Pattinson who is able to duck them after he passes a bakery, the smell leading them into the shop.