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Saturday, 30 January 2010

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Casting for 3D porno Caligula film has started and everybody wants a piece of the action!

After the resounding success of Avatar in 3D the first 3D porno film is about to be "ejaculated" upon the world.

Tino Brass, Italien director of flop Caligula is making a 3D porno version of the film. In its original it was plain porno, now with 3D effects punters can actually, visually and physically participate in Roman orgies.

Cinemas are preparing for the release by offering customers tissues, condoms, sperm bowls and special lounge sofas for a quickie in the break instead of the usual choc-ice or pop-corn!

Tino feels his flop from 1979 was misinterpreted especially with the figure of Caligula, played by Clockwork Orange hooligan, Malcom McDowell and his co-star Helen Mirren constantly "at it" in all variations!

Now he feels in 3D form the punters will observe and participate intensively, then they will understand that the Roman Emperors were just a bunch of sex maniacs like most of the human race!

Casting for the roles of Caligula and his randy partner is being held, surprisingly, Malcolm McDowell (dirty ol p**v**t) and Helen (randy b***h) have applied for the roles once more, slightly older but obviously they still can't get enough!!!

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The story above is a satire or parody. It is entirely fictitious.

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