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Friday, 29 January 2010

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Vanessa Hudgens in her master bedroom bathtub shaving her legs. (Photo courtesy of Warren Beatty).

MILWAUKEE - One of the most popular duos in America Zac Efron and Vanessa Hudgens were in the 'Beer City' on a promotional tour for their movie The Twilight Saga: New Moon.

Efron and Hudgens have been to 20 different cities in the past 20 days. Zac remarked that it has been so hectic that 14 times so far they have gotten the name of the city that they were in wrong.

Vanessa said that it has been so damn frenzied that Zac called Denver-Dover, Atlanta-Amarillo, Topeka-Toledo, and Chicago-Corpus Christi.

Zac then said that Vanessa has also had her share of 'mess ups' as she called Boston-Barcelona, Lubbock-London, Miami-Moscow, and Detroit-Nairobi.

Vanessa said "Big deal." And then Zac responded by saying that at least his mistakes were all cities in America, whereas her mistakes were cities in other countries.

Hudgens then added that she didn't really need to be smart, because she has some fine-looking cleavage.

Zac said that he had a great-looking stimulus package.

Both agreed that the people of America and the world are lucky to have such great role models to look up to.

Efron was asked about the fact that the NFL has asked them to sing the Star Spangled Banner at the Super Bowl in Miami.

Zac said that it will be an honor. Vanessa asked if the New York Yankees were playing. Zac told her to quit being stupid and pointed out to her that everyone knows that the New York Yankees are an NBA team.

In a developing story. Rumors are still circulating around but it looks as though Jon and Kate Plus 8's Kate Gosselin will be going in to have her groin goody tightened.

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