MANHATTAN - The producers of the ABC comedy drama Ugly Betty have just been informed that their show has been cancelled.
When they asked why, they were told that Betty Suarez played by America Ferrara had just gotten way too ugly. They were quick to point out that her spectacles and braces had nothing at all to do with their decision.
They pointed out that the big ABC brass just did not like the fact that the shows main character had gotten a total of seven tattoos, three piercings, and had started wearing boxer shorts instead of the bikini thongs that she wore when the show first started.
Ferrara was informed that the show had been cancelled through an email from one of the shows producers. When asked to comment she said that it was ugly the way that they had informed her.
America who starred in The Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants and the sequel The Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants 2, said that she has been approached about starring in a third movie in the Pants series tentatively titled, The Sisterhood of The Traveling Pants On The Ground.
The 25-year-old native of Los Angeles said that two months ago Charlie Sheen had told her if her show ever gets cancelled he wanted her to join the cast of his show Two And A Half Men in the role of Carmelita Concarne the Spanish teacher and love interest of Charlie's 16-year-old nephew Jake.
In a non-developing story. The word on the back lots of Hollywood is that Keira Knightley's niblets (boobies) have not quite developed yet.