After all the wild stories, most apparently being true, of Tiger Woods escapades since last Thanksgiving , most people gave up on Tiger and Elin Woods but that may not be so.
Several people claim that they saw the two together on the Bay St. Louis Golf Course near the sex clinic where Tige has been for at least three weeks now.
UP2 ass reporter Dan Hilliard was one of three reporters fortunate enough to interview a Mr. & Mrs. Al Jones Smith (Not their real names) who told them that the couple were on a bench near the Par 3 Ninth Hole and that they were holding hands.
"We couldn't help but overhear as we were near the course doing our bird watching", stated Mr. Jones Smith. "I couldn't believe the two hooking back up after all the women he's been with."
"I can", stated Mrs. Jones Smith. "You take each other for better or worse. What if Tiger had had a heart attack or was an alcoholic? Would that make any difference? He's addicted to sex so he has to stay on the wagon, or in this case, in the bed, and not fall off."
"Well, if I had to have an addiction, I think I'd choose the sex one", laughed Mr. Smith Jones, just before being beaten about the head and shoulders by Mrs. Jones Smith bird watching binoculars.
"Exactly what kind of birds have YOU been watching, Howard Ingraham?....I mean, Smith Jones."