Hollywood and the rest of the Planet - Movie goers everywhere are eagerly awaiting the release of a movie in the making regarding the Tiger Woods dilemma.
Starring in this blockbuster, comedy will be Eddie Murphy as Tiger Woods and Cameron Diaz as Tiger's wife.
The number one alleged mistress will be played by Angelina Jolie as she is the only one the producers found that had lips large enough to make the part believable.
The rest of the alleged mistresses will be randomly played by various bit players which has become a coveted part for this promising hilarious comedy.
The first scene opens with Murphy and Jolie snuggled in bed and Murphy is stroking his putter.
"I love having you lie beside me like this", drools Murphy, a result of the Ambien taking over.
"How long will it be before we can be together forever", says Jolie in an equally slurred Ambien voice.
There is no answer from Murphy except a loud snoring noise and the scene cuts to a golf course where Murphy (Woods) is playing in one of his famous tournaments.
Producers of the movie promise you will be entertained by the manner in which the movie is produced and will laugh until you cry at the ending.
Watch for it, You'll Love It. [A Polanski Production]