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Wednesday, 27 January 2010

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Suffers From Elephantitus Balls

Sarah Palin stated that she knew that something was up last night when an 'A-Rab with one of those Muslimsippi-sounding' names like Ibo got on her plane to Alaska where she still has a home.

The plane held over 50 passengers and every single person on there told Palin to run for the presidency in 2012 as they would all not only vote for her, but campaign. They said it was the least they could do, after she saved their lives.

"I knew something was up right away as the front of this A-Rab's pants were really poking out", stated the former Governor of Alaska. "I knew that couldn't be real so I kept my eye peeled just like I do when out bear hunting."

Several passengers stated that the guy seemed very nervous as he made his way to the toilet on the back of the plane.

"Sarah was upon her feet and tackled that gentleman before he could shoot that thing off in the front of his boxers, and they rolled around the floor till a gentleman from Texas hit him in the head with a big boot."

There was a standing ovation for Sarah as she left the plane and she deserved it, according to all witnesses.

10 AM Update: John Bo Tippytoe, a Creole from Baton Rouge, Louisianna has launched a lawsuit this morning against Sarah Palin, the Cub Star Airlines and an unknown Texan for assault with a boot, embarrassment, pain and suffering from worsening his Elephantitus Balls condition.

Sarah Palin stated that she knew something was up last night when an 'A-Rab with with of those Mississippi-sounding' names got on her plane to Alaska where she still has a home.

The plane held over 50 passengers and every single person on there told palin to run for the presidency in 2012 as they would all not only vote for her, but campaign. They said it was the least they could do, after she saved their lives.

"I knew something was up right away as the front of his pants were really poking out", stated the former Governor of Alaska. "I knew that couldn't be real so I kept my eye peeled just like I do when out bear hunting."

Several passengers stated that the guy seemed very nervous as he made his way to the toilet on the back of the plane.

"Sarah was upon her feet and tackled that gentleman before he could shoot that thing off, and they rolled around the floor till a gentleman from Texas hit him in the head with a big boot."

There was a standing ovation for Sarah as she left the plane and she deserved it, according to all witnesses.

Update: John Bo Tippytoe, a Creole from Baton Rouge, Louisianna has launched a lawsuit this morning against Sarah Palin, the Cub Star Airlines and an unknown Texan for assault, embarrassment, pain and suffering from worsening his elephantitis of the willie condition.

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